too bad you live with your parents still
I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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