i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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