Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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