what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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