Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
we're so committed to being not committed
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
