ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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