To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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