fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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