It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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