You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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