So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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