How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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