I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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