don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
