I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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