didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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