it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
soo... how was my night?
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