Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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