Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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