dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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