so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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