quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
