I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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