i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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