I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
two words...techno handjob
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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