Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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