I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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