I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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