dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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