I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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