What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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