we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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