is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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