Got a toothbrush?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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