Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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