I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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