Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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