Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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