I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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