office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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