all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I understand Curling. That high.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
