I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
These tits shall not be calmed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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