idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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