idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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