She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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