grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
do herpes really smell.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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