fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize