He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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