Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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