This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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