I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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