Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize