Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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