if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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