y did u give ur computer a hand job?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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