Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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